Shall We Dance, Mon-Keigh? Post-FAQ Movement Shenanigans, and Why Fire Dragons are Back

If you live under a rock, have a life outside of 40k, or are a prestigious horse dentist working 70 hours a week to afford the services of top tier commission painters, you might have missed the big news: January and February updates to the 9th edition rules on the FAQ page of the Warhammer … More Shall We Dance, Mon-Keigh? Post-FAQ Movement Shenanigans, and Why Fire Dragons are Back

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems, (for your opponent); Where to Start with Forgeworld Eldar

I got back into GW games in 2017 after a such a long hiatus from the hobby that mix tapes had still been a thing the last time I collected an army. During my first six months back in the game, I never even considered buying a Forgeworld model. There was more than enough for … More Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems, (for your opponent); Where to Start with Forgeworld Eldar

Armies on Parade 2020: Best of Craftworld Eldar

Armies on Parade is an annual competition that Games Workshop has been running since around 2011. In a normal year, each participant brings a display board to her local game store to show off a selection of models from a single faction while visitors marvel at the maniacal attention to detail and overall aesthetic awesomeness. … More Armies on Parade 2020: Best of Craftworld Eldar

Rethinking Heavy Weapons; the Best Loadouts for 9th Edition

Even without a new codex, a lot has changed for Eldar in 9th edition. New rules and a new meta have significantly altered which units see competitive play, and in a few cases models that haven’t left the display in more than five years are forming the backbone of top tier armies. [NOTE: I could … More Rethinking Heavy Weapons; the Best Loadouts for 9th Edition

An Exclusive Engagement; How to Assemble a Craftworlds Combat Patrol

If you haven’t played any of the 500pt Combat Patrol missions yet, you are missing out on a great new way to play 40k. These games are fast, surprisingly dynamic, and highly tactical. I admit that I was a little worried that the Combat Patrol format would either just be a dice game or would … More An Exclusive Engagement; How to Assemble a Craftworlds Combat Patrol

How to Make DYI Banners for Your Models, (or “How to Make Those Fugly 90s Shining Spears that GW Still Sells Look Cool)

The picture above is of my converted shining spears with some easy-to-make pennants added to their lances. I lead with this photo because I thought it was the most engaging one to come out of the project, but I actually think that to do-it-yourself pennants have even more to offer if you are using those … More How to Make DYI Banners for Your Models, (or “How to Make Those Fugly 90s Shining Spears that GW Still Sells Look Cool)